My new year resolutions

Yeah whatever imaginary blog readers.

1.Confess to crush.Mutual?Holy shit.Unrequited?Get on with life,whatever.

2.Remove distractions away from my life.Except video games,video games are A-OKAY!

3.Study the shit outta mah self and prepare the road to 10As!

4.Make an income without doing physical labor.

5.Clear the house.It's a mess.

6.Learn multiple accents and speak like an asshole.Watch friends imitate.Laugh like shit.

7.Learn to play every musical instrument that exists within my house(I've just doomed myself).

8.Fake death and run to Australia and raise over 9000 kids.Exercise regularly.150° situps are total bitches.

9.Learn to hack shit.

10.Learn to swim and not just dead guy floating.

11.Replace fat content with muscle mass.

12.Get dad to get me some cash on my paypal account.

13.Learn to finally shot web.

14.Stop visiting 4chan.

15.Be more social fuck that Imma be even more of a social chameleon.

16.Get top 10 in all semesters.

17.Surpass siblings in virtually everything I do.Srsly I'm this competitive.

18.Shoot a real gun.Getting the chance to hold one is easy.I WANT TO SHOOT.

19.Lrn2addmoarshit.

So it's Christmas and all..

And all I want to say is Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.

I'm on blogger's block since I'm spending my hols dumbifying myself(see?I can make up words that..yeah whatever).Not that I had in the beginning anyway.

Once I get hold of offensive cool material I'll post it right here.Being a asshole is tough work.

That guy signing off.

POSTING!!!

Hai guise(imaginary readers)!!

It's been a long time since I've posted.
Well here it is!!!
Nothing interesting goes on in mah life.No srsly.

These days all I feel is bored.
I NEED TO CONVINCE MY DAD TO BUY ME A NEW COMPUTER!!!!!!
Before my youth goes away D:

Well all I needed to say was this.

Signing off,that guy.

Photoshop+Ben=LULZ ensues!!

Oh hai thar empty blog!!I've just gotten Photoshop CS3(don't ask me how) and it's FUKKEN AWSUM!
I've>stolen some photos from people gotten some photos through a totally legit way.
Below are some photos I edited for the lulz.

HAHAHAHAHAHA I like this one the most!Curse ye sisters!!Now you shall have the shall have the small eyes!!

IMMA CHARGING MAH LAZAH!!

Guess who this is?

Anyway I think Imma disappear for a while..

Oh hai thar!

Oh hai thar!How ever did you find my ghosttown of a blog?
Well this is my first post so it's pretty empty.I don't plan on updating it alot.So meeeeeh.
So anyway I'm signing off.It's too boring even for me.